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Just now:-[nasal Long Island accent]”Hoaiii! it’s Oirene, Oi wanna come tew thuh feeuneral, Dew you have rewm in your coawww?”-ah, Irene, whom were you trying to reach?-Thuh Doiamunds!-ah… I’m afraid you’ve reached Gillad Baker, and fortunately no one has passed away here recently… I am sorry-Oh… Seworry-click

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